That the hospital and the beauty salon sound so similar seems a disaster waiting to happen, if it hasn't happened already.

病院 byouin hospital
美容院 biyouin beauty salon

(I mean, I guess if you're going in for cosmetic surgery.)

Just did an exercise in which my voice interface tragicomically misjudged the seriousness of the situation. "Ohhhhh.... You wanted the HOSPITAL?!" laugh track

Speaking of laugh tracks...I see I have some 70 drafts here, going back ten years. I should take a look through.